A Bootie for Flounder

In lighter news to what I have just been writing and publishing about, I want to record the event that one of our family's welsh corgis (the one I am discussing is named Flounder and is the cutest little piece of shit that has ever existed) has just recently eaten one of Rachel Comey booties. Although not to the point of complete devastation, it is noticeable and a terrible tragedy in the Milne household.