AN ENTIRE PAIR

I awoke this morning at around 5 a.m. to the sound of my dog hacking. Anticipating that he was about to vomit, I pushed his head over the side of my bed to lessen the extent of cleaning that would be my responsibility after the whole ordeal had ended. Naturally, he vomited and while cleaning I realized the what I thought was an average yet disgusting pile of grass or his dinner, was actually an entire pair of underwear. How he consumed the underwear is much more amusing to me than my anger at him for eating it. I will probably be stopping by the store later to pick up some new Hanky Panky's; and never will i leave my undergarments on the ground and unattended.